All I want is coffee and an Arcanine

Whenever someone says to me “Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? “

YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT

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Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan’s egg has finally hatched into a beautiful Amanda Bynes.

I’m going to hell, I’ve been told.

theyoungandjaded:

THE EPITOME OF SEXUAL TENSION. THIS IS SO WONDERFUL.

theyoungandjaded:

THE EPITOME OF SEXUAL TENSION. THIS IS SO WONDERFUL.

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motherjones:

If you were wondering why the new House bill on bank bailouts seemed like it was written by Citigroup, it’s because it was literally written by Citigroup.

If you were wondering why the new House bill on bank bailouts seemed like it was written by Citigroup, it’s because it was literally written by Citigroup.

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Wonder Woman is having none of your shit today.

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Game of Thrones 90s era by Mike Wrobel

there’s more!

Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.

Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.

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meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

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smellslikegirlriot:

Wonder Woman knows what’s up.

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